This is a parody of Austin Powers, starring Sonic and crew! All Characters are (c) their respective owners. Sonic and Cast are (c) Sonic Team, Archie, SEGA, 1990-2002. Kit Foxx and Brian Grant are (c) Shawn Colley (Kit Foxx) 2000-2002 Dr. Evil and Mini-Me are (c) Universal Pictures, 1997-2002. This is Rated NC-17 for adult situations, violence, racism, and crude humor. Cast: Furry: Human Role: New Name: Sonic The Hedgehog as Austin Powers Sonic Powers Tails The Fox as The nerdy sidekick Tails The Fox Knuckles The Echidna as Sonic's rival Sir Knuckles Julie-Su The Echidna as Knuckles' sidekick Julie-Su Tikal The Echidna as The president's messanger Tikal The President (Elias) President of Canada President Elias Robotnik Doctor Evil Doctor Evil His hencheman idiodic dunces Their names (Osama) Evil sidekick to Dr. evil RagHead (Saddam Insane) Henchman to Dr. Evil Mr. Insane-O Snively Dr. Evil's mini-me Mini-Me! A bunch of other guys Dr. Evil's servants They aren't important Rotor The Walrus as The know-it-all professor Professor Rotor Antoine The Coyote as The cowardly "cool" person Antoine the cowardly Sally Acorn as Sonic's fiancee Sally Kit Foxx The map reading nemesis Kit The Great Brian Grant The old senile fool Brian Fang The Sniper (Nack) The stupid bounty hunter Fang Nicolete The Weasel The tough "tomboy" Nic The Chaotix (Ray, Mighty, Vector) Knuckles' best friends Ray, Mighty, Vector Some sock puppet Some sock puppet Sock Sonic is sleeping in bed in Knothole with Sally, when his alarm wakes him up. "Huh? 6:00 already?" He asks himself. He gets up. Sally opens her eyes. "I guess it's time to go to work." He says softly. "Here. I'll get your coat." Sally says, opening the closet. She finds his favourite leather jacket. She gets it for him. Sonic steps out the door after putting it on. He kisses Sally good-bye, and walks out towards the castle. Elias is sitting in his room, on his chair, wondering what to do with the situation that he has. "Tikal, my dear. I have a problem." Elias tells the echidna, as he leans down on his desk. "What's the problem, Mr. President?" Tikal asks. "What will I do about Furry Health Care in America?" He asks. Suddenly, Robotnik appears on his television screen. "Hello Mr. President!" Dr. Evil snickers. "Wha? Wh-who are you?" Elias asks, frightened and hiding behind Tikal. "I am here to tell you a little tidbit." He says, still snickering away. "What is it you want?" Elias asks. "I want 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in American hundred dollar bills, and by Friday." He says, with some pop music in the background. He shows the paper to the camera. "Wow. That's a LOT of zeros!" Elias says. "Hmm, brilliant deduction! Yes, it is!" Dr. Evil laughs. "Say what will happen if I am unable to pay by then, if at ALL?" Elias asks. "Well, then. It just so happens that I have a giant roboticizing cannon-laser atop the Lunar Space Colony that I have built, and it's aimed straight for Knothole." Dr. Evil says. He shows a Kodak picture of his space colony. It is the moon, only completely built-up into The Death Star. "Doctor Evil, I refuse to give you that amount of money, clearly because we don't HAVE that much." Elias says. "Don't GO there, girlfriend!" Dr. Evil says into the camera. "Don't go where?" Elias asks. "Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna listen." Dr. Evil says as Elias simply turns the television to another channel. "What am I going to DO?" Elias asks, running his hand through his hair. "You COULD call these guys." Tikal says, showing the president a commercial. "Do you have an evil doctor bent on destroying your country?" The commercial says. Elias looks up. "Is there impending doom?" It continues. "Yes." Elias says. "Are you frightened? If so, call The Elite Team! 555-GOOD!" The commercial says. "I'm calling The Elite Team." Elias says. Elias dials the number. "Knuckles, your cellular phone is ringing." Julie-Su tells Sir Knuckles as he plays tennis with Ray. "Oh, can you get that? Thanks much!" He says. Julie-Su asnwers the phone. "Hello?" Elias asks. "Hi." Julie-Su replies. "This is President Elias. Can you get Knuckles for me, Julie-Su?" Elias requests. "Sure." Julie-Su says, handing the phone to her boyfriend. "Hello?" Knuckles asks. Elias tells him about what has happened. "What? I'm on my way. DON'T bother calling that hedgehog!" Knuckles says. He takes his tennis shirt off, and gets his army shirt on. "So much for spending tmie on my very own tropical island." He says. They walk to Knuckles' speedboat, and zoom off into teh horizon. Sonic walks down the street when he sees a young fox run up to him. "Tails? Is that you?" Sonic asks. "Yep. It's been a LONG time since we last met, Sonic." Tails says, catching up to the hedgehog. After catching up on all the things that happened to Sonic over the past few years, Tails regrets that he has to tell him about Doctor Evil. "Sonic, Doctor Evil is planning to blow up Knothole and roboticize us furries!" Tails says. "Well, then. Let's go and save the world!" Sonic says. He arrives at the Presidential Palace, when he sees that Knuckles is there. "Um, what's HE doing here?" Sonic asks. "I was JUST about to ask the SAME THING." Knuckles growls. Elias walks into the lobbty. "Gentlemen...er, gentlefurs, please. I need you to co-operate and save us." Elias tells them. "Alright. I'll cooperate." Sonic says. "Good." Elias replies. "Yeah. I call a truce." Knuckles says. So, who are we up against?" Sonic asks. "Doctor Evil. He's in the desert mountains of Craterville-Afghanistan." Elias tells them. "Okay, let's go." Sonic says. "Wait! Don't we get some cool female chick to help us?" Knuckles asks. "Sorry. Due to budget restrictions, you only have three options for a sidekick: Roseanne, this sock, or Julie-Su." Elias says. "ugh. Oh GOD." Sonic says, choosing the sock. "Dude! I'll take my girlfriend Julie-Su... we'll save Roseanne as a secret weapon." Knuckles says. Sonic looks at Tails. "In fact, I pick Tails. This sock can be our back up." Sonic says. "Oh, but you DO get this helecopter to use as a transport vehicle." Elias says, showing them an apache helecopter. They get in it and fly across the Atlantic Ocean. Tails reads his map. "Sonic! This map is totally innacurate!" He says. "What's wrong with it?" Sonic asks. "It labells the USA as 'A BIG ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF NORTH AMERICA IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.' I can't even believe it calls the Atlantic Ocean the Deep Blue See." Tails says, folding the map up. "Where are we?" Knuckles asks, flying the Helecopter across the ocean. "Hey! There's England!" Tails says, lookign at the land, and seeing the giant letters "ENGLAND" Written on the land and has the Union Jack on it instead of grass. "Oooooooooooay? Uh, just fly south then east, Knuckles." Tails instructs. They see Spain. "Um, Tails, how am I able to fly this helecopter over 5000 miles on a half-tank of gas?" Knuckles asks. "Dunno." tails says, suddenly, the craft falls out of the sky, and they jump out of it. They find themselves at the mercy of the Great Spanish Desert. Sonic sees a sign saying "DR. EVIL'S LAIR: East, 3500 Miles. MADRID: North 3 Miles." "Wow. That's simple!" Sonic says, deciding to walk east. They later see a black Cadillac pull up. The hedgehog, sock, 2 echidnas and fox go into a fighting stance. "Whoa! I didn't know you guys hated me that much!" Ray says. "Oh, it's just you, Ray. Thank God! Say, how'd you get here so quickly?" Sonic says. "Simple. Mighty and I took the freeway." Ray says, showing them the motorway that leads from Madrid to points west, like New York and Toronto, as well as points east, such as Italy, New Delhi, and Dr. Evil's Lair. "Let's just go. Ray, we need the car." Sonic says, opening the door. "We can't leave them out here. Besides, we need their help." Tails says. "I hate it how you're right." Sonic says. "Alright, everyone, hop in. We're going on a road-trip to Craterville-Afghanistan!" Sonic says pulling away, and driving in the desert. "Doctor Evil, The Elite Team is on their way here!" The henchman says to Doctor Evil, who is petting his kitty, very nicely. "Hmm. This is interesting. Let's greet them!" Doctor Evil tells his cohorts, Saddam Insane and Osama "RagHead" Bin Laden. They walk downstairs, and enter their underground city. "Is the backup laser ready yet?" the doctor asks. "No, not yet. It will be in abother...5 minutes." The prisoner scientist replies. "Good. And how about the moon probe?" Doctor Evil inquires. "Yes, it is. All it needs is for you to use it." The scientist replies. "Eeeexcellent." Doctor Evil says. "And is there room for my cohorts?" He asks. "Of course! " the scientist replies. The three evil people walk away. "I hate working for these guys." Rotor says, being that scientist. Sonic turns on the radio to break the silence. "Hmm. We only get two stations in English, guys. One is playing Hewey Lewis, and the other station is playing OZZY." Sonic says. He turns it to Ozzy, naturally. "Alright! Ozzy! Rock ON, Sonic!" Ray says. It quickly becomes nightfall, and they can barely see. Luckily, they have already entered the country of Craterville-Afghanistan. "We'll camp here for the night, and tomporrow, we'll attack Doctor Evil's fortress." Sonic says. Tails wakes up, and prepares breakfast. Sonic smells the aroma of toast and fruits that Tails packed for the trip. "Smells good, Tails." Sonic says. "Yeah. Thanks." Tails replies. Sonic wakes the others. After eating, they walk onward through the desert.